sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

He’s the guy in the first 5 minutes of Supernatual

sixpenceee:

a comic version of one of the best 2 sentence horror stories

He’s the guy in the first 5 minutes of Supernatual

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

shuckl:

tropidurus:

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

the dog is bigger

it ate the toy to grow more powerful and messed up the chair

But seriously if you don’t love Drake & Josh there’s something wrong with you, I mean
deanogorgeous-x:

fili’s ax

deanogorgeous-x:

fili’s ax

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes



WTF

mine weren’t that bad, but still really creepy

stanthecynicaldork:

birdarangs:

karynchaotic:

take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes

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WTF

mine weren’t that bad, but still really creepy

yougotvexed:

reasons to let me cuddle you:

  • I will stick my cold hands all over your body
  • I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
  • I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
  • nuzzling???
  • I will be smiling the whole time
  • you’re warm and I’m not
  • let me leech your heat
  • please